Frogger Is The King Of Sandman's Land

Frickin' Hell!

I fergot to tell you!

I've been having some crack!dreams.

Two nights ago, I woke up 'bout five times (and yes this is normal sleeping patterns fer me) but everytime I fell asleep, I had a nightmare.

Freakin' weird.

I remember one I saved Justin from this one person who was in a grade ahead of us who turned all evil and I had to kill her and then Cassie was very sorry that I had to be the one to pull the triger (yes, I had a gun) and that she didn't.

Which is weird coz I haven't seen Justin in forever and it's been longer since I've seen Cassie.

Then this other one I was thinkin' "Wait. I've had the nightmare before" which I don't remember having but I did know what was going to happen in it, thus I must have had it right? So I was like "I don't really like this nightmare. I'm going to wake up now." And I did.

Then this morning I had fallen alseep in my dad's chair (I was curled up like a cat - twas great) for like a little less a half hour and I had a dream. Not a nightmare this time (though some of you might call it a nightmare, I'm not sure) and I walked into our living room and on the television was Harum Scarum. For those of you who don't know - this is an Elvis movie (and one where the acting is horrible - Girl Happy is the my favorite of the Elvis movies I've seen, and Viva Las Vegas is good too). So, that was on the TV. Well, I was thinkin' it was the beginging of the movie even though that scene is never in the movie. And the ladies were wearing green and true, one of the ladies wears green througout the movie - but it wasn't here.
But you know what? He was singing Return to Sender, which is not in Harum Scarum. So that threw me off when I woke up with Return to Sender in my head.
Little fact that I just looked up: Return to Sender is in the movie Girls! Girls! Girls which is an Elvis movie I've never seen.
Weird, nya?

For you enjoyment, a movie.
Warning: Wincest.
I know. I hate wincest. But this movie is amusing. And well done.


Also, another video for your enjoyment.
No Wincest this time.
But this what happens when you mix Supernatural with Disney.


Y'know what? I'm in a video mood.
More Supernatural Videos!
Though right now I'm goin' through my favorites and lots of 'em 'ave been taken down! :(

Get yer drinks ready fer the Supernatural Drinkin' Game


And more drinks fer ROUND TWO!


ROUND THREE! Ooh yeah.


And yes, I am addicted.


Mix it up! Psych!
What's with the Pineapple?


More Psych!


Tears are not For Fears!


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It felt so Wrong, It felt so Right

I was ill today. I say 'ill' coz I don't like 'sick'. Called in ill at work.
And Pup's got pneumonia. Puppy also went out tonight coz it's Trick or Treat night. He was Bumblebee from the Transformers. Spiffy.

Last night my family and Randy (Me, mom, dad, sister, Puppy, and Randy - Jen's fiancé) went out to eat. Bonaparte Retreat. I had a salad. A huge one and I ate 'bout half it coz I was feeling ill last night too.

I read a book today (all 444 pages in one day) It's a Kind of Funny Story by Ned Vizzini. I'm fond of this book. Second time for me to read it. I want it so bad, but no book stores carry Vizzini. Which is crap. Libarary has it.

Mary Winchester died in Kansas City Lawrence, Kansas.
I took a Supernatural quiz coz I was bored and I wanted to kick it's ass.
And they asked where she died and the options where
Kansas City
Boston
Denver
Lincoln
I was like, "It's frickin' Lawrence! Dumbasses."

Powdertown Tomorrow. Whoo!
Then I'll write a SPN fanfic 'bout it.
It's gonna be schweet.

I have Seven Hundred and Twenty Four SPN icons on my photobucket.
And much more other pictures. Heh.

*music starts playing*You'd rather run when you can't crawl*music stops*

Did'ja know that Fort Madison has a song? Mom got a lotta crap from Aunt Roxie and in it was a song 'bout Fort Madison. Our Fort Madison. Written by people around here (their family name can still be found 'round here).

And I like to end my blogs with a sort of 'eh' feeling.

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You Can't Beat Me! Oh. You've Never Lost At Tetris? Doesn't Matter! Never At Tic-Tac-Toe Either? Doesn't Matter! Or Mahjong? What The Hell Is Mahjong?

Ah! @#!@$@##$@$%@#%$#!^$%&*%^%!

I fergot to post 'bout the movie!

Normal Version
Action flick. We've got a hero dude and his best friend kickin' some ass.
With guns (though I wanted swords but Julie veto'd that - by the by this is somethin' she and I made up together). And then throw in the chick they save over and over.
Regular ol' action flick.
Includin' a sex scene. Coz they've all got a sex scene.
But not like ours!
It's shot like a music video. Great musice to choppy camera angles (and yes, this is a perfect way to shoot a sex scene) showing the guys.
That's right!
Coz you never see guys havin' sex in a normal movie.
If you wanna see slash sex instead of straight sex you have to watch a gay movie.
I know what you 're thinkin' "Of course you'd have to watch a gay movie. It's gay sex!"
But hear me (and Julie) out!
Perfectly good action flick and they throw in straight sex. Why not gay? That so bad?

Crack!Version
Hero's got a gun that shots bread (Yeah! Bread for my Bread Gun!) and friend has a sword! I forget what chick has.
But Villian has a marshmellow gun (settings: fire, frozen, soft, puff)! And minion has a pea shooter! That shoots peas!

What do you think of our movie idea?
Should we try and get someone to take us up on it?

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Where Psyche Meets Cupid

Schweet. That's all I've gotta say. Oh, and these few words and video that follow:

Stayed at Heathers. That was fun.
And no, Morgan, we did not watch Psych!

Then I went to Julie's and we went to Hobby Lobby! The best place EVER! Got some more of my Christmas shopping done. Proud of me? I usually do it in December. I'm bad 'bout that.

It's really windy out right now.

Anywho, then we went back to her place and watched some It's Always Sunny in Philipelphia! Day man/Fighter of the Night man/Champion of the sun/You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone/Day man, day man/Uhh ahhahh

"Julie?"
"Yeah?"
"Did you just swerve so that we didn't hit the leaf?"
"...Leaves are dangerous! You never know what's under them! Nails! Could be nails!"
"Uh-Huh."

Und then I got hyper for no apparent reason.

Me, Julie, Ashley, Shelby and Zack went to a 'Haunted House' in Mt. Pleasant. Amusing. That's what it was. Amusing. Best part?
So this one scene we walk into a funeral home and one creppy looikin' guy is like, "Friends are family?"
Now, Julie is leading us and I"m second, but Julie says, "...Friends?"
"Friends? Friends good."
I reply, "I'm the one who killed him."
Just as I say this, the coffin opens and the guys alive!
I'm about to say 'Didn't do a good job though' when the creppy guy says "You didn't do a good job. That's alright. I'll fix that."
"Thanks!"

Worst part?
Being born again. Or climbing in someone's ass. Depending on who you asked.

So, the train that they had (we didn't go in it) had, apparently, Beetlejuice was on. But Shelby kept says "Goosebumps Train. I mean Beetlejuice Train."
But what was great? One time someone said, "Did you just say Jesus Train?"

Then we played Cranium in which my team won!

Then this other game whose name I forgot.

But you all agree that Hos are in uniform? Yes?

Just got done watching 'Yellow Fever' episode 4.06 of Supernatural.
It Rocked.
I'll show you how much it rocked.
Coz it rocked like this video. (Seriously. Watch it. Do it! Or Flying Sharks will eat you alive! Watch It!)


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Ooh Dear. The Seahorses Are Running Rampant.

At ze moment I am watching some Flight of the Conchords on Youtube. Julie just told me 'bout them. They're musical comedians. Not too shabby.

Today and Yesterday, Puppy was sick. High temp and not feeling well. S'sad. He's feeling better today, but then we've been giving him tylenol all the time. So.. yeah.

Tonight I'm staying at Heather's then tomorrow me Julie and Ashely are gonna Open our bakery/gun running/pimp store in the ghetto of Chicago go to a 'haunted house'. Should be fun.

And I'm cold. Mom's thinkin' 'bout putting up Christmas. We've gotta have it up the weekend after Thanksgiving so she should start soon...

Random Flying Shark Threat!

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Saint Peter

First off, I have to give kudos, moxie, props and whatever else you can throw at Miss Elerding. Second off? I actually have a second off.

Saint Peter

Peter's class was looking forward to today for today was April 1st - better known as April Fool's Day and everyone of those students knew that he was the best class clown, the funniest, and always had the best pranks. For instance, last year he had locked the entrance doors to the school and everyone had to congregate outside - teachers and all - and then he turned on the sprinklers. Two years ago Peter even rigged the PA system at school to play "Highway To Hell" over and over all day - and no one could stop it until the next day (a few hours into the next day).

The class held their breath as they went into the school - and found the door unlocked. They held their breath as they sat down - and didn't hear a song. They held their breath every time the door opened to see when Peter was going to make his entrance.

Peter walked into the classroom calmly, everyone's eyes on him - awaiting for the excitement. He sat down in his seat and slowly got out his materials, ready for the day. He was quiet and well-behaved. Shocking the classmates and the faculty. The day seemed to go on without incident - though everyone was simply waiting for the prank, the con, the laughter. When the final bell rang that day, Peter got this belongings and made his way to the door, only to be stopped by a quiet classmate of his who rarely spoke up, a classmate who seemed to always be in her own world, a classmate who no one really knew, she stopped him and asked him what was wrong.

Peter smiled sadly and said, "This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. - Mark Twain." And with that, he walked away, leaving the girl behind in his dancing shadow.

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I'm Like An Octopus In Love (All Jam Filled And Everything)

Lassie's gotta be in Mexico by now.

Yesterday I was like a jackal and I stole a green scratchy pad (y'know, the ones you do dishes with?) from work. Coz we don't have any.

So, yesterday was a very busy day.

Well, first off I've got a winery in my basement and this past weekend was the last days of the winetrail, so we had all of those people. Midwest Living came and took pictures too. All of use in pictures had sign our life away.

Then I went to Julie's. We actually got some Queer as Folk watched. I love that show - it is good - we just can't seem to watch much of it at a time. I don't get it. We got three whole episodes done! *gasps* We also got a lot of Julie's puzzle done. It's a chocolate puzzle. I mean, a puzzle and the picture is a box of chocolates. You never knew what you were gonna get. So, that was lots of fun. Then we went to Yawbus Sub-ith-way Subway.

Had a fan-freakin-tastic conversation on the way home though.

Julie said that she and Ashley should got back to college. Julie would either want to study Business or Pathology. Now, Ashley hear "Pimpology".

So, Somehow this is what came out of the converstation:
Julie and Ashely are gonna move the ghetto in Chicago and open up a bakery. I will run a pimp shop (what are those called?) and an arms dealership out of the attic. I will protect them. For they are my bitches business associates. I give them guns and protection and they give me pie. Love me some pie.

We also do contracts out of our business. We've got guns hiding all over in weird places and 'speical' muffins with arcinic in them.
See, we don't condone drugs and I consider arcinic a weapon, not a drug. Y'know?

They will look like bakers! White aprons and flower on the cheeks. I will be in a black and white pinstrip suit with a black shirt and white tie. A little hat to top off my 30's ganster look. And when I feel like doin' my pimp part of the job, I stick a feather in my hat and call it macaroni.

And people woudln't mess with us coz we're from Donnellson! Booyaa!

Then we came back and watched some Soap. Which is actually very funny! It's got Billy Crystal in it! It's a 70's sitcom that is a spoof of soap operas! And today I asked my mom if she had ever seen it and she had and she liked it a lot. It's freakin' great!

*adopts newscaster voice* In the news today, it's freezing cold. Below normal temperatures and this makes my hands and feet freeze. In related news I will be working my first fivethirty in the morning shift at work by myself. Sources say that all the other six times I did that shift, I was being trained. So, this will be new.

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"When You Knocked, He Thought You Were The Candy Man."

Today, I made more Supernatural Dean Icons.
I'm sharing the love. Do enjoy.

What? I had to do it.

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"Eat These Oysters, They Are My Kneecaps."

So, I was watching the movie Van Helsing with my friend.
We decided that when Gabriel Van Helsing is a werewolf, his name is Gregory. Also, Frankenstien's monster? Yeah, his name is Bruce.

Also, the point that at the end? When Gregory squashes his girlfriend Anna and kills her? That's funny.
I mean, think about it for a second.
He squashed her.
Later on at a self-help group for those who killed their loved ones, it'd go a bit like this:
Random guy (1): I accidently stabbed my wife.
Random girl (1): I accidently drowned my kids in the tub.
Random guy (2): I fell asleep with a lit cigarette and caught the house on fire, she was in there.
Random girl (2): I accidently smothered my husband in his sleep with a pillow.
Gabriel Van Helsing: Well, when I was Gregory, I squashed her. Didn't claw her or bite her. No. Sqashed her against a chair.
I think it's funny. But maybe that's just me.

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I'm deciding to post some icon's I've made. I've made them all a while ago... and I don't have photoshop but photo explosion deluxe. Yeah, I know. You've never heard of it. Well, it's cheaper than photoshop and thus I own it. See? Anyway, here's some icons I've made a long time agao. Enjoy!

Supernatural


Psych


House, M.D.


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