This means you all get to read 'bout the exciting trip to the college campus.
I went with ze local community college to go to a large univserity type college campus where we ran around like chickens with their head cut off. Fun stuff!
So in ze morning I hung out with Chris und La Recia! But o' Morgan too as she gave me a ride as I didn't have a car (Oops! *adopts newscaster voice* In the news a few days ago I got a new to me car. A blue '92 Oldsmobile for only 800$.) and that was fun.
So hung out with them and did fun stuff like get on ze computer and eat paper. True True True. Excpet for the lies. Then we set out on a bus! But not like a school bus but like a BusBus!
Morgan und I talked on ze way up there coz Recia was all like, "Ooh. I have a tiny thingy that has music on it." We talked like we used too. I say this coz we hadn't seen or talked IRL for like. Months. Sorta. Basically. Anywho, it was fun. Convo went all over the place! Though I quoted Izzard a lot.
Then we went to the Natural Science Musuem!
Where we saw a really big fish! And a baby version of this really big and scary fish! Man this fish was so freakin' scary. When it opens it's mouth it created a vaccuum thingy and everything gets sucked into it's jaw boned mouth!
And then the fish wanted to eat Recia and Morgan helped it out by knocking her out. Sadly not via chloroform!And then Morgan and I had a nice argument over which was better. Wigwams or Teepees. I vote fer wigwams coz they're spiffy. Think 'bout it. They're huge and you can draw on them and teepees move 'bout and a small gust o' wind will make it fall down! You agree with me yes?
And this one girl was like, "What's a cattail?" and Recia and I shared a look coz cat tails (not the ones on cats - but the plants) are very common 'round here.
Then Recia, Morgan and I went to see the birds!
DEE-MONIC BIRD! BOOHYAAH!
*adopts newscaster voice* Stay tuned for part two of this hit miniseries.
Until Next Time
