You Can't Beat Me! Oh. You've Never Lost At Tetris? Doesn't Matter! Never At Tic-Tac-Toe Either? Doesn't Matter! Or Mahjong? What The Hell Is Mahjong?

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I fergot to post 'bout the movie!

Normal Version
Action flick. We've got a hero dude and his best friend kickin' some ass.
With guns (though I wanted swords but Julie veto'd that - by the by this is somethin' she and I made up together). And then throw in the chick they save over and over.
Regular ol' action flick.
Includin' a sex scene. Coz they've all got a sex scene.
But not like ours!
It's shot like a music video. Great musice to choppy camera angles (and yes, this is a perfect way to shoot a sex scene) showing the guys.
That's right!
Coz you never see guys havin' sex in a normal movie.
If you wanna see slash sex instead of straight sex you have to watch a gay movie.
I know what you 're thinkin' "Of course you'd have to watch a gay movie. It's gay sex!"
But hear me (and Julie) out!
Perfectly good action flick and they throw in straight sex. Why not gay? That so bad?

Crack!Version
Hero's got a gun that shots bread (Yeah! Bread for my Bread Gun!) and friend has a sword! I forget what chick has.
But Villian has a marshmellow gun (settings: fire, frozen, soft, puff)! And minion has a pea shooter! That shoots peas!

What do you think of our movie idea?
Should we try and get someone to take us up on it?

Until Next Time