This Animal (I've Become)

So, let me tell you about my night.

See, my wisband and I were supposed to be in Keokuk right now and watching one of her friends preform in his local band.

This is more of a life than I normally have.

It's quite an accomplishment to get us to go somewhere with people in a form that may be a crowd. Then again, he's her friend and it is a band. And it sounded like fun. Just because we normally don't really go out doesn't mean we don't ever try to.

But you may have noticed how I said we were supposed. In which case you, if you had a sharp mind, may have realized this meant that we didn't make it.

Why you ask?

Well, we're about half-way there (I guess) when a deer comes out of no where and hits us.

Well, my wisband did all the right things and didn't swerve or any of that jazz, she hadn't slammed on her breaks but started to slow down. Alas, out of the two deer trying to cross the road the second one wanted to hit us. Hit the driver side of the car. The front bit and the door have a nice dint, not to mention the driver side window is no more.

We pull over and look in the road, no dead deer there probably dying the field right beside the road. Okay.

Call her parents and they're coming to get us. Emergency lights on and all we sit at the side of the road and watch the cars go by.

I mention that the road looks pretty when the cars go by - the glass on the road shines so nicely. We then mention that no one has stopped to see if we're alright.

Bit later a guy pulls over and asks us, we send him on his way saying people are coming to help but we feel better about the human race.

Her parents come and her mom takes me home whilst her father drives the poor TARDIS Taurus (what she calls her car) home with my wisband riding with him.

It's good that only the car was hit and it still runs. Just needs a new door. And neither of us were hurt. I don't even think either of us have any cuts from when the glass shattered in on us. Mind, it may have hit her as she caught the brunt of it. But from what I could see in the dark with the lights from the TARDIS Taurus she looked fine.

And I still have no idea if that local band is any good.

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A Statement of What You'd Really Want

Five People I want in my Legion to fight the Apocalypse? Well that's easy. Zombies, Death, Skeletons, The Muffin Man, and Moar Zombies!

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Dance With Me, Make Me Sway

50 TV Shows Meme.
1. Bold the shows you watch/used to watch.
2. Italicize the shows you've seen at least one episode of.
3. Underline the shows you own on DVD (at least one season).
4. Post your answers.

I will not be including all the ones my roomate has, just the ones she has that if she didn't, I'd have.

50. Quantum Leap
49. Prison Break
48. Veronica Mars
47. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
46. Sex & The City
45. Farscape
44. Cracker
43. Star Trek
42. Only Fools and Horses
41. Band of Brothers
40. Life on Mars
39. Monty Python
38. Curb Your Enthusiasm
37. Star Trek: The Next Generation
36. Father Ted
35. Alias
34. Frasier
33. CSI: Las Vegas
32. Babylon 5
31. Deadwood
30. Dexter
29. ER
28. Fawlty Towers
27. Six Feet Under
26. Red Dwarf
25. Futurama
24. Twin Peaks
23. The Office
22. The Shield
21. Angel
20. Blackadder
19. Scrubs
18. Arrested Development
17. South Park
16. Doctor Who
15. Heroes
14. Firefly
13. Battlestar Galactica
12. Family Guy
11. Seinfeld
10. Spaced
09. The X-Files
08. The Wire
07. Friends
06. 24
05. Lost
04. The West Wing
03. The Sopranos
02. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
01. The Simpsons

On The Other Hand, You Have Different Toes. ... Wait, That's Not How That Saying Goes...

One thing: I love thinkgeek.com. I am in love.

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A Bang-Bang-Bang. A Kiss-Kiss-Kiss. Kiss-Kiss, Bang-Bang. Robert Downey Jr. Oh Yes.

Mm. Munchin' on some toast. I love toast. It is good stuff. Bread in general is good stuff.

I know, I'm sure you don't want to hear me wax on about toast. And bread. Even though I could. Because I love it. I even once made an icon that spoke of my love for bread. Boo-yah. I believe that was back when I only had the paint program. I lot of my stuff sucked when I only had paint. But I bet you figured that, huh?

My Catchphrase of the night: That's Horrifin'.

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Oh No! We Need A Name Here! How About 'Title Gnome'?

Here's the dilleo.

Say I am part of a band, well, what should my band name and single be called? And how about that image? Well, Morgan got this 'Indie Band's first album cover' meme from her friend Cora. I do not know Cora, but eh...

Here are the rules.

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit "random"
or click here
The first random Wikipedia article that comes up is the name of your band.
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2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations"
or click here
The last four or five words of the very LAST quote on the page is the title of your first album.
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3 - Go to Flickr and click on "explore the last seven days"
or click here
The third picture in the top row, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
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4 - Use PhotoShop or whatever to put it all together. (If you don’t have PhotoShop, I suggest using picnik.com)

And here is my first one:


And my second:


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Legos Are Not Skittles. Do Not Eat Them.

I have only joined so that I can become a minion. I am now a minion. My missions await for me. Though I wouldn't mind if I had some followers my very own self.
Want to be a follower?

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Oranges Are Not Gun Silencers

So, went and saw Inglorious Basterds with Morgan. Loved the movie.
Anyway, we saw this poster below (minus what I did in the paint program) and we decided we should have had some markers so we could do what I did in the paint program.



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"You're Supposed To Eat The Cows."

So, today went to Aldi's with my mom and what did we see?
Kona Coffee.
For a very good price - because after all - it's Aldi's.
And we tried the Kona Coffee because I'd heard it was awesome (ie: Torchwood fanfiction that is Ianto!Centric (for what other ones would I read?) says it's good) and y'know what?
I am in love.
In love with Kona Coffee.
It is amazing.

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Oh Dear. The Buffalo Just Befriended The Squid. Now The Canyfloss Clowds Are Angry At Them.

...And thirty more seconds of Morgan's life has now been wasted.

I feel accomplished.

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Sexi Pig

The Pig now says "<3 I love you all Sexually <3"

And here is a picture via my phone.



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Parrot This You Smaghead!

"I wanna be reincarnated as a watermelon." Recia says so.

Und Zis Iz Vhere Ve Take Ze Parrot Out Of Ze Pineapple

Carpe DiemPiem!

Mmm. Pie.

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Spider Babies! They're Like Spiders, But With A Mind Of A Baby!

I am an -ish.

Apparently anyway.

Jenni (moi sister) was talking to Randy (her fiance) on the phone and she said that she was spending time with "Sara-ish." then a few moments later she looked at me and said, "Yes, Sara, you are an -ish." I then said, "Yay! I've always wanted to be an -ish."

Because, after all, the "-ish" is a very interesting thing, no?

What is the time?
Oh, it's one-ish.

What color is that?
Oh, it's blue-ish.

What do you think of my jumper?
Oh, it's nice-ish.

What does that taste like?
Oh, it's lemon-ish and lime-ish.

Well, what type of person are they?
Oh, they're smart-ish.

Wikitonary on "ish"
Ish, it's a book!
Ish Monroe Bassmaster Elite Professional Bass Angler

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My Stairs Are All Slippery Like Slime The Color Of Teal And Peacocks.

Morgan wrote a haiku that I love.
Coz it's genuis.
I shall share it.

Toasting your brother
Over a glass of champagne
Is better than fire

Tell me, is that just not awesome? It is, awesome. I know.

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Dun, Da-Da-Da (Rinse & Repeat)

I feel like quotes. Quotes are nifty little things. And as I'm feeling quote-y I'm gonna share with y'all all the quotes that I have saved on my computer! w00t (you should feel privolaged (and yes, I know that's not how you spell that but I can't find myself to care))! So, if behind the quote it doesn't say who says it, don't ask me who said it. I have no idea. Look it up. Google is spiffy in that area.

oOoOo

Tomorrow Is just a future Yesterday.
Tomorrow is just a day away.

"I do not mean to upset people, but I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind."

"All men would be cowards if they only had the courage."

"That is what I envy in you stage people. You make time seem so important. "I must change my clothes now!" "I must make my entrance now!" But life is not a succession of urgent "now's". It is a listless trickle of "Why should I's?""

"While It's Impossible To Halt The Progress Of Time, You Would Do Well To Show Some Respect For What's Been Lost." - Vampire Hunter D: Raiser of the Gales

You know you're obsessed with Full Metal Alchemist when you draw a transmutation circle, clap your hands together, and expect something to happen. - Me

"The Muffin Man Does Slashy Things With The Pillsbury Dough Boy." - Me

"Can't We Just Leave The Dream As A Dream? It's Horrifying, So It Must Be Destroyed. It's Beautiful, So It Must Be Destroyed. It Doesn't Want To Be Destroyed, So It Must Be Destroyed. At This Rate, What Will Humanity Leave Behind?" -Vampire Hunter D: The Stuff Of Dreams

"Where Better To Seek Death Or Transformation Than In The Mist Of A Rebellion?"
-Valentine Wolfe; Deathstalker Saga

"Who Is More Foolish? The Man Who Lives A Lie, Or Those Who Believe It?"
-Deathstalker Saga

"I Am Nobody, Treat Me As A Solar Myth, Or An Echo, Or An Irrational Quantity; Or Ignore Me Altogether."

"Freedom Is The Biggest Myth Ever Created. It's A Destructive, Unachievable Goad That Has Caused A Great Deal Of Pain. Very Few People Can Handle Freedom. A Society Is Healthy And Productive When It's Under Control."
-Boone; The Traveler

"I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different." - Leonard Shelby (Guy Pearce), Memento

Always Smile. It Makes People Wonder What You're Up To.

If At First You Don't Succeed - Try To Hide Your Astonishment.

Before They Invented Drawing Boards, What Did They Go Back To?

Be Nice To People. They Outnumber You 5.5 Billion To One.

Two Things Are Infinite: The Universe And Human Stupidity; And I'm Not So Sure About The Universe.

Christmas Is Weird. What Other Time Of The Year Do You Sit In Front Of A Dead Tree And Eat Candy Out Of Your Socks?

Don't Be Afraid To Try Something New. An Amateur Built The Ark. Professionals Built The Titanic.

Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction, Because Fiction Has To Make Sense.

The Only Thing People Do Better Than Anyone Else Is Read Their Own Handwriting.

Nothing Says "Oops" Like A Wall Of Flame.

You Will Do Foolish Things, But Do Them With Enthusiasm.

Anyone Who Doesn't Make Mistakes Isn't Trying Enough.

None Is As Smart As All Of Us.

I Always Prefer To Believe The Best Of Everybody; It Saves So Much Time.

There Is No Greater Delight Than To Be Conscious Of The Sincerity On Self-Examination

Sometimes Even To Live Is An Act Of Courage.

To Invent, You Need A Good Imagination And A Pile Of Junk.

For Every Complex Problem, There Is A Solution That Is Simple, Neat, And Wrong.

Let Us Not Look Back In Anger, Nor Forward In Fear, But Around in Awareness.

Yet it is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes comes to the top.

All books are either dreams or swords,
You can cut, or you can drug, with words.

A room without books is like a body without a soul.

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.

Death? Why this fuss about death. Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! ... Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil.

Today's subliminal thought is:

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

"Your Pathological Shallowness Is Going To Be Your Demise"
-Hayden; Dry

I live in a fictional world, make friends with fictional people. I say fictional words, and think fictional thoughts. But never do I eat fictional food. It all tastes like paper.

Whoever said nothing is impossible must've never tried to slam a revolving door.

"I wear a belt to hold up my jeans; I have belt loops to hold up my belt. It makes me wonder, what is going on down there? Who is the real hero?"

The latest survey says that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

I don't remember being absent-minded.

I have not lost my mind; It's backed up on a disk somewhere.

If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number.

A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thorn-bearing assault vegetation."

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

What if this were not a hypothetical question?

Okay, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.

Never say, "Oops!"; always say, "Ah, interesting!"

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens the other penny?

Beware the letter "G". It is the end of everything.

I visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa.

A sphere is a really pointless shape.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

A positive attitude may solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

In dog years, I'm dead.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the molecular level I'm really quiet busy.

All you need is trust and little bit of pixie dust!
--Peter Pan (J.M. Barrie)

Hope is the most exciting thing there is in life.

Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
-Zig Ziglar

Leadership has been defined as the ability to hide your panic from others.

Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth.
-Tony Follari

Fashion is form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-Oscar Wilde

Time Passes By, But Persistent Demons Still Clutch On To Me.

Damn, My Cactus Died. I Am Less Nurturing Than A Desert.

I Was Curious, And Since I'm Not A Cat That's Not Dangerous.

The Tooth Fairy Teaches Children They Can Sell Their Body Parts For Money.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas, I'll Never Know.

I Never Got A Hole-In-One. But I Did Hit A Guy. That's Way More Satisfying.

It's Okay Pluto, I'm Not A Planet Either.

Okay, I Understand That Scissors Can Beat Paper And I Get How Rock Can Beat Scissors But There's No Way That Paper Can Beat Rock! Paper Is Supposed To Magically "Wrap Around" Rock Leaving It Immobile? Then, Why The Hell Can't Paper Do This With Scissors? In Fact, Screw Scissors! Why Can't Paper Do This To People? Why Aren't Sheets Of College-Ruled Notebook Paper Constantly Suffocating Students As They Attempt To Take Notes In Class? I'll Tell You Why! It's Because Paper Can't Beat Anybody! A Rock Would Tear That Shit Up In About Two Seconds! When I Play "Rock, Paper, Scissors," I Always Choose Rock. Then, When Someone Claims They've Beaten Me With Their Paper I Punch Them In The Face With My Already Clenched Fist And Say Something Like . . . "Oh Shit. I'm Sorry. I Thought Paper Would Protect You." . . .

There's No "I" In "Team", But There Is An "I" In "Pie". And There's An "I" In "Meat Pie" And "Meat" Is An Anagram Of "Team". . .
-Shaun of the Dead

Procrastinators Unite! . . . Tomorrow . . .

I've Decided That After I Graduate, I'm Going To Be A Pirate.

"Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice."

"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."

WARNING :The above post may contain sex, violence, drugs, sexual violence, violent sex, sexual drugs, violent drugs and violently sexual drugs

What if Zorro Was Dyslexic? - Morgan

"As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.." -Henry David Thoreau

Friends like you - that's what its' all about. I used to think it was the Hokey Pokey, but that's just crazy.

The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire. - Ferdinand Foch

Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say "In this world, Elwood, you must be--" she always called me Elwood. "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh, so smart. . .or oh, so pleasant". Well for years, I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me.
-Elwood P. Dowd
James Stuart in Harvey

Eric Kripke has said, "..create characters you love, and then torture them!"

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. - Wayne Gretzky

"History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again."

Junk Is Something You've Kept For Years And Throw Away Three Weeks Before you Need It.

oOoOo

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The Story of a Welsh Bear

I've a question. Is it strange that I only feel like I've had a good night's rest if I wake up at least three times during the night? I prefer five though. If I sleep all the way through the night, I feel like I haven't rested. Like I didn't sleep at all. Tell me, is that strange?

Seven Eleven

I have been craving my Aunt Julie's sugar cookies for years now. And now I've had some. They are the best sugar cookies ever. Honestly. No one can make them like she can.

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I Need No Toe Nail Polish

Okay. I'd like to say this is an actual converstation I've had.

Morgan stares at her paper "I"m going agnostic on my physics worksheet."
I raise an eyebrow "You won't believe in it unless you see proof?" I hold up the worksheet, "Here's your proof."
"...That's not the word I"m loking for..."
"Athiest?"
"That's it! I was only comming up with anorexic."
"You're gonna eat it and then throw it up?"
"That's belemic."
"Ooh.. So, you're not gonna eat it?"
"Yeah. I'm gonna go anorexic on my physics worksheet."

Paper Towels

I'm lucky I was wearing my red shirt the other day at work. I spilt some sugar free punch all over my front. And you couldn't even tell! If I had been wearying say, one of my blue ones it would have shown up. I'm sure of it.

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