'You're Like Mr. T, But White & Hairy'

So, we're gettin' a telly show. It's called Cooking with Verbal Abuse.
But we do more than cook, we do flowers as well. And puppets.

It stars Ashley is sorta the main person, as she is the one doing the Verbal Abuse. Julie is next and I'm the least important. Morgan (oh yes, we wrote you in) is our camera man.

It features us cooking and whenever someone says a 'bad word' we have a black bar over the mouth but the sound is still there. Though, we also have Julie and I shopping for the ingredients.

And flowers for when we don't feel like cooking.

And we have the fans write in questions and once a month or so we sit down with Morgan and Morgan asks us the questions the fans wanted to know the answer to and we answer them. It'll be great.

Our show has also has a 'Minute of Dancing' where we take a dance break and just randomly dance.

Though we thought that maybe it should be filmed like a music video with weird camera angles with the music and random dancing. Oh yeah.

It is shown on YouTube. As in YouTube: the Local Independent Channel.

Until Next Time

If You Don’t Understand French, By The Way, All Of This Is Very Funny, I Assure It.

My day was awesome.

Know what made it awesome?

Got three kick ass ties.

A kick ass lamp.

Other kick ass things.

But mostly.

I saw and was right next too and was able to stare at a red Mini Cooper. (This your car? Pretty car.)

I mean, I love Mini's. And Red ones.
With the white stripes?

And I was close enough to touch it.

And to steal it and then use it as a get away car and be chased around by helicopters!

So if you haven’t seen “The Italian Job,” this is all meaningless, by the way, but then, if you haven’t seen it, you probably haven’t lived… Yes, yes…

I mean. I've freakin' wanted one for years and there one was. Right in front of me in a Lowes parking lot. They are love.

And I have to thank my dad for making my day.

We wouldn't have gone to Lowes if he hadn't asked us. And then I would have never seen the mini and my day would not have been as grand.

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Mary Had a Little Lamb, She Kept Him in a Heater

So, two things about Torchwood. Mainly Jack.

*possible spoiliers below*
Right. So, how the hell does Jack become a giant fuckoff head? Not only a head, but a head in a jar who is telepathic and all tentically hairlike? We've a few theories.

1) In the one episode with Martha and Doctor Who, when they went to New New York and they were in the motorway? And the one catman tells the Doctor he was crazy for standing out in the exhast because they've heard that one person standing out there, their head grew 50 times in size. Well, there ya go. Jack's head somehow stood out there for a bit and grew.
2) He was beheaded and being as he can't die... and they were separated (head and body) and then he had to carry around his head. And like any good person who lost part of his body, it got stuck in a jar (see Doctor's hand).
3) He met himself and they didn't explode (see later on in this post) but they two morphed together into one giant fuckoff head.

Now, something else.
Right. So, Do you remember the episdoe where Jack and Tosh go back to 1941 for about a day? Check out how many Jack's there were at that time in 1941.
1) Jack from present time and went back with Tosh. We call him "Flashback Jack".
2) Jack before he met the Doctor. He was busy trying to sell and a fake war ship. We call him "Time Agent Jack" even though at the time he wasn't with the Time Agency. Though being as he was a conman, he could call him "Conman Jack" but I like the ring of "Time Agent Jack" better.
3) Jack working with Torchwood and waiting for the Doctor to come. WE call him "Waiting for the Doctor to Come Jack".
4) Remember when his brother Gray burried him? And then he was frozen? Yep, there's that Jack too. We call him, "Buried/Frozen Jack".
5) Not sure if you want to count this. But the Real Captain Jack Harkness was there too. Jack (Flashback Jack) and Jack (Real one) did meet in the episode.
Right. Also, Time Agent Jack could be there more than once actually. After all, he is a Time Agent... Yeah?
So, first off. That is an ass amount of Jacks. Yes?
Second off. What would happen if they meet eachother? At first we thought he would explode. Or create a paradox. Then we came up with the "This is how he becomes a huge fuckoff head!" theory.

So, what all do you have to say about that?

Now, for something not about Jack. Or Torchwood for that matter.

The town I live in is split down the middle. Half of the town has a Donnellson Address (this would be me) and half has a West Point Address (not me). So, we've decided (oh, I bet you're wondering who 'we' are in this whole post yeah? Me, Julie and Ashely) that we need to start Franklin (the town I live in) in on a Civil War! And Donnellson will win and expand it's empire! First Franklin! Then West Point! Soon all of Lee County! And we will befriend the forest (Shemick Forest if you're interested in which one) to swallow our enimies! Then befriend the rivers so that we can easily take over Fort Maddison and Keokuk! And then our empire shall rule for many many years and then collapse like a flan in the cubbart.

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Frost Bit Her

Alright. I feel like doing two things in this post. First and then the second.

First I want to tell you about all the TV shows that have impacted me this past year (or I think I watched them all this past year, who knows?).

Supernatural
Freakin' love this show. Dean is the best. And Castiel is awesome (He doesn't blink! His eyes pop right out of his head!). Bobby is awesome as well. And Sam and Dean act so much like brothers, it is amazing. The over all plots of each season is fantastic and each creature in every episode is wonderfully done. The main villians that keep coming back are genuienly kinda creepy. Some of the most memorable characters are Andy, Ava (why did she have to go evil?) The Yellow Eyed Demon/Ol' Yellow Eyes, Lillith (she is very creepy), Of course the Hell House boys (including the Gay Intern), any shape shifter. And I think they're doing really well this current season. I mean. "In the Begining"? "Monster Movie"? "Yellow Fever"? They all rock. Though I must say I am a Dean/Castiel shipper. Much better than Wincest.

Psych
Freakin' love this show. The combination of all the characters together? It is amazing. Shawn just bounces off the walls and Gus is there to real him back in. And then Shawn's not so stable relationship with his father? Really makes it interesting. And this show has shown me love for pineapples. Lassie is the best. I love him. I'm not sure, but he may be my favorite character. Don't quote me though. Coz Shawn rocks too. But Lassie is just awesome (like a hotdog). Vick is pretty awesome too. She can hold her own, and I like that. Jules is good. Though I am not a Shules shipper. Shassie all the way. The comedy is fantastic and well worth quoting and I find I still laugh, even though I've seen the episodes countless times.

Doctor Who
Series one didn't get me obsessed over it, not like Series two. I blame this on the most wonderful and only doctor ever: Ten. Or if you'd rather David freakin' Tennant. He is amazing. I love his Doctor. What can I really say about this show? It is so great and huge. So much happened (doesn't help that I just watched the Series Four last three episodes last night for the first time). Come on, the Master playing Sissor Sisters? Forever his song. Rose. I love Rose. She's my favorite I think. Then Donna. At first I didn't think I'd like Donna, but I do. Then Martha. Sarah Jane Smith kinda annoys me though. Anyway, the TARDIS is love. I wish I had one. The plots are so well done. And I love David Tennant.

Torchwood
Again, Series one didn't really make me obsessed over it. Series one was more like a filler for me. But then I really got into it. Not sure why. No idea. Well, I can't really say that. I was half way through Series one when I went to Julie's and we watched the first two episodes of Series Two. That made me go home and love the rest of series one. So, what set me off? I've no freakin' idea. But it's a fantastic show. And I hate that Tosh and Owen are dead. Why? Why would they do that do us? No one can replace them! But s'okay I guess. Coz Ianto is still there. I freakin' love him. He is amazing. And couldn't really kill Jack for two main reasons. One, he can't die (not until he's a huge head calling himself the Face of Boe and really, how the hell does he become a huge head?) and two, it's his spin off. As for Gwen? She annoys me. Why? Anime eyes towards Jack. Come on! You're married Gwen! And Jack is with Ianto! I hope that in Series three she has stopped her looks at him.

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog
Good show. I very much love it. Can't wait to get it on DVD. Because I will get it on DVD. You just wait and see. Joss Whedon has done it again for this show. Wonderfully done. Great music, great humor, and I really didn't see the ending coming. Though in hindsight I should have. Yeah? I really hope they do a sequel. It's been spoken of, so I'm not crazy here.

House, M.D.
I love House. He is awesome. So sarcastic and witty. Well play to him. I was distraught after Wilson left for a bit, but so happy that he came back. The medical mysteries keep me coming back, though House is what really keeps me coming back. He is just so scarastic and rude it is really fun to watch. Never knowing what he'll do next. For he has done a shit load of things, yeah?

Alright. I think that is about it for what struck me this past year. Or still struck me this year in some cases.

Onto part two of the blog post.
More Doctor Who and Torchwood quote Icons! Yayz.














Until Next Time

{Insert Something Snarky Here}

Jeezy Creezy. I know!
Shudap!

So, Julie had mentioned that she doesn't get why guys like the idea of girls together.
I then told her to name her three favorite pairs. For I know what her three favorite parings are.
She's quiet then goes "...Tosh and Owen..."
I stare at her. She curses, "I forgot Dean and Castiel."
I smile and nod.
Her three favorites are: Shassie (Shawn and Lassie; Psych), Janto (Jack and Ianto; Torchwood) Dean/Castiel (Supernatural). For I share these favorites.

As you may or may not know, for the past week and half or so (maybe longer) I've been watching basically nothing but either Doctor Who or Torchwood.
I know. Shudap.

So, I seem to be in love with Torchwood. And Doctor Who mind you.
But Torchwood has great slash. It's in the show even! All over the place!
And! It's got Gareth David-Lloyd.
Whom I have recently discovered, due to Torchwood of course.

For he is love.

As is other things that I love. Yes, they are love too.

On another note, Christmas is complete.

Videos!
(I know! Shudap!)















And because I love Gareth David-Lloyd.


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Fill My Soul With Vomit Then Ask Me For A Piece Of Gum.

So, last Saturday I went to Julie's.

We decided Lassie isn't in Mexico or been kidnapped. He's been raptured. The Bobby and Dexter were sinners.

But what was great? I was at her place from two in the afternoon to seventhirty and we didn't (did not) turn on the TV once. Honestly. We just talked.

And no, it wasn't anything real deep. No chick-flick moments. Though we came up with some great shit.

Most of which are about SPN. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

What we talked about:
Cas(tiel) is awesome.
Sam has to exorcise the demon with his mind only when his hand is up and the fingers are able to twitch. So, why doesn't the demon force him against the wall? Y'know, like they do. Then Sam couldn't get them to vomit themselves.
We spoke much about Dean/Cas(tiel). Which is much love. (Though Shassie is better)
More about Sam having to lift his hand up
More Cas(tiel)
More Dean/Cas(tiel)
And do another round about and you've got our conversation.
Oh! Right. I fergot one though. We did talk 'bout ANGELIFIED Dean.
Coz, dudes. He was ANGELIFIED!

Imagine, if you will:
SamnDean are stuck in a room with a random demon and the demon is smart enough to force them against the wall
Enter the demons evil laughter
"Dammit"
"What Sammy? Why are you cursing so?"
"I can't make 'im vomit 'imself coz my arm won't move up in the air!"
"But I don't want you to use yer powers! Good demon fer pinnin' the arm against the wall!"
"What no! I can't be commended fer my good work!" the demon unpins one of Sam's arms
"Dammit!"
"What Sammy? Why are you still cursing so?"
"It's the wrong arm!"
"S'okay Sammy, I'll take care of this!"
"Eh, no need Dean. I've read so many exorcisims that I don't need the book anymore and-"
"I said s'okay Sammy, I'll take care of this!"
"...you know the exorcisims too?"
"...no."
"Then I'll try and make 'im vomit 'imself with my nonpowerful hand!"
"Like hell!"
"You'd know!"
"bitch!"
"Jerk!"
"Guys! Hello? Evil!Demon here."
"Right. Possess me, you evil son of a bitch."
"Dean no! You don't want to be possessed!"
"Stop bein' so meledramatic."
"But you've got yer tattoo. I can't possess you. unless..." demon comes up and rips off Dean's shirt in which we here all the fangirls squee and cuts the tattoo that protects 'im from possession and he tries to possess Dean though all he does is sorta bounce off Dean and then explode into freakin' Purple Lightening ash-type thing and dies. To which both brother fall to the ground.
"What the hell Dean! How the fuck did you do that?"
"What Sammy? Why are still cursing so?"
"What just happened?"
"Y'see. I've been ANGELIFIED and I thought, since I've been ANGELIFIED I wouldn't be able to be possessed?"
"What the fuck is angelified?"
"What Sammy? You're still cursing so? and besides it's ANGELIFIED not angelified."
"Just explian."
"See, Cas had touched me n'-"
"Cas?"
"tiel."
"Oh."
"And I've got a mark on moi body und soul and so I've been ANGELIFIED." smug look.

Y'think that's what happened (will happen)?

Besides that. Mom went and popped out a few ribs and tore her muscle. She was stretching and then coughed. So, pain for her. Not good. It kinda sucks. Y'know? You probably don't know coz you've probably never had that happen to you. I haven't ever had that happen to me. Oh well.

Until Next Time

Let's Play Ring Around The Helmet!

So.

Last Friday I went out with Julie and Ashley. Like I do.

First off we had to go around and put Obama door flyers on people's doors. We had to do this because we were obligated to do so.

Should I explain?

Julie's brother is very MCCAIN and so Ashley got five Obama yard signs and 75 flyers. The only way she could get those is if she agreed to put the flyers on some people's doors.

So Julie and Ashley put them on the doors and I handed out the flyers. This one time though, I was laughing really hard.
Julie came back first and was like, "Why are you dying? You're dying of laughter, why?!"
I couldn't tell her, I was laughing too much.
Ashley came in, "What's going on?"
"She's dying of laughter!"
By now I could speak.
"I just imagined us doing with with McCain Masks."
This got them to laugh as well.

Well, while we were flyer'ing people's houses we saw Dan (the brother) out walkin' the dogs.

So we stealthly snuck to his place and placed one sign in his lawn.

Then we finished flyer'ing houses.

Then we went to K-Town to go to PowderTown. As we drove by Dan's we saw that the sign was gone!

So.

The haunted house wasn't bad at all. A few hidden doors, but no dark passage ways. Not bad at all. I think. Though Julie always pauses before she walks into the area with the hanging dead bodies. But this time no one threw them at us. So that's a plus?

PowderTown? Kinda sucked. I think. First year for me to go (I know, sad). Hayryde (yes, I wanted to spell it that way) down n' then we all get off and walk up this hill. Uneven ground. Dark. Random people in woods with scary masks, ruslting noises, and chainsaws. Walk down hill. Uneven ground. Dark. Random people in woods with scary masks, ruslting noises, and chainsaws.
We decided they have to have great Liabilty.
Hayryde through the actual PowderTown. Last year, apparently, you walked through PowderTown which sounds so much better than just ryding through it. Which did kinda suck. Strobe lyts (what? I'm having fun with 'y's) which made the trees seem like they were moving. Random guys in buildings with chainsaws.
Then fyrworks! Which was spiffy.
Then it was over.

Then upon dryving out of K-Town we saw the BowlingAlley and Julie was like, "We need to create a bowling league!"
"But what shall we be called?" Me.
"...Bitches! Somethin' with Bitches!" Ashley.
pause
"Supernatural Bitches?" Coz dude, Julie and I LOVE SPN and Dean says Bitch all the time!
"But I don't like it as much as you and Julie."
"This is true."

Later on we decided that we were going to go to Julie's and watch some SPN.

Upon the way to her house, I saw an 'Adopt a Hyway' sign. And below it is a sign that says who adopted it.
"Our bowling league should adopt a hyway."
"I know! Theivin' Bitches!"
"Yeah!"
"We still pins!" Julie
"And bowling shoes!" Me
"Magizines!" Ashley.

Later at Julie's house the DVD starts with one of those "Piracy is stealing. Don't pirate DVDs" which I always love these commercails on pirated DVDs and Julie's like, "That's what I steal. DVDs! We could have nicknames. I'm Pirate."
Pause
"What are our names?"
"What do you steal?"
"MAGIZINES!"
pause
"You can be book worm?"
"What about me?" Me
"Well, what do you steal?"
"Green Scratchy Pads from work"
Pause.
"...Uh..."
So I don't have a name. :'(

15 to 12 and we stealthly go to Dan's and put up the other four signs and lots of the flyers. We Obama'd him! I mean, 3 flyers on his mail box. 1 flyer on each bush, 1 flyer on each pumpkin and countless on his fence. More in other places.
We Obama'd his ass!

Julie then told me that the next day, she called her parents and Dan was there and he yelled, "Fine! I'll vote for Obama!"

To which she was like, "How'd he know?!" Our defense was, "I didn't do it! I was… I wasn't…I was dead at the time! I was on the Moon! With Steve!"

Then she Obama'd him again!

And he has threatened to steal Walter, her GuineaPig.
REVELATION THAT I JUST HAD:
MAYBE HE STOLE LASSIE! Y'think?

And I know you've got 'em. But here are the questions and their answers! (ooh, idea. If anyone has a question fer me, ask it and I'll answer it in my next post. M'kay?)







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It felt so Wrong, It felt so Right

I was ill today. I say 'ill' coz I don't like 'sick'. Called in ill at work.
And Pup's got pneumonia. Puppy also went out tonight coz it's Trick or Treat night. He was Bumblebee from the Transformers. Spiffy.

Last night my family and Randy (Me, mom, dad, sister, Puppy, and Randy - Jen's fiancé) went out to eat. Bonaparte Retreat. I had a salad. A huge one and I ate 'bout half it coz I was feeling ill last night too.

I read a book today (all 444 pages in one day) It's a Kind of Funny Story by Ned Vizzini. I'm fond of this book. Second time for me to read it. I want it so bad, but no book stores carry Vizzini. Which is crap. Libarary has it.

Mary Winchester died in Kansas City Lawrence, Kansas.
I took a Supernatural quiz coz I was bored and I wanted to kick it's ass.
And they asked where she died and the options where
Kansas City
Boston
Denver
Lincoln
I was like, "It's frickin' Lawrence! Dumbasses."

Powdertown Tomorrow. Whoo!
Then I'll write a SPN fanfic 'bout it.
It's gonna be schweet.

I have Seven Hundred and Twenty Four SPN icons on my photobucket.
And much more other pictures. Heh.

*music starts playing*You'd rather run when you can't crawl*music stops*

Did'ja know that Fort Madison has a song? Mom got a lotta crap from Aunt Roxie and in it was a song 'bout Fort Madison. Our Fort Madison. Written by people around here (their family name can still be found 'round here).

And I like to end my blogs with a sort of 'eh' feeling.

Until Next Time

You Can't Beat Me! Oh. You've Never Lost At Tetris? Doesn't Matter! Never At Tic-Tac-Toe Either? Doesn't Matter! Or Mahjong? What The Hell Is Mahjong?

Ah! @#!@$@##$@$%@#%$#!^$%&*%^%!

I fergot to post 'bout the movie!

Normal Version
Action flick. We've got a hero dude and his best friend kickin' some ass.
With guns (though I wanted swords but Julie veto'd that - by the by this is somethin' she and I made up together). And then throw in the chick they save over and over.
Regular ol' action flick.
Includin' a sex scene. Coz they've all got a sex scene.
But not like ours!
It's shot like a music video. Great musice to choppy camera angles (and yes, this is a perfect way to shoot a sex scene) showing the guys.
That's right!
Coz you never see guys havin' sex in a normal movie.
If you wanna see slash sex instead of straight sex you have to watch a gay movie.
I know what you 're thinkin' "Of course you'd have to watch a gay movie. It's gay sex!"
But hear me (and Julie) out!
Perfectly good action flick and they throw in straight sex. Why not gay? That so bad?

Crack!Version
Hero's got a gun that shots bread (Yeah! Bread for my Bread Gun!) and friend has a sword! I forget what chick has.
But Villian has a marshmellow gun (settings: fire, frozen, soft, puff)! And minion has a pea shooter! That shoots peas!

What do you think of our movie idea?
Should we try and get someone to take us up on it?

Until Next Time

I'm Like An Octopus In Love (All Jam Filled And Everything)

Lassie's gotta be in Mexico by now.

Yesterday I was like a jackal and I stole a green scratchy pad (y'know, the ones you do dishes with?) from work. Coz we don't have any.

So, yesterday was a very busy day.

Well, first off I've got a winery in my basement and this past weekend was the last days of the winetrail, so we had all of those people. Midwest Living came and took pictures too. All of use in pictures had sign our life away.

Then I went to Julie's. We actually got some Queer as Folk watched. I love that show - it is good - we just can't seem to watch much of it at a time. I don't get it. We got three whole episodes done! *gasps* We also got a lot of Julie's puzzle done. It's a chocolate puzzle. I mean, a puzzle and the picture is a box of chocolates. You never knew what you were gonna get. So, that was lots of fun. Then we went to Yawbus Sub-ith-way Subway.

Had a fan-freakin-tastic conversation on the way home though.

Julie said that she and Ashley should got back to college. Julie would either want to study Business or Pathology. Now, Ashley hear "Pimpology".

So, Somehow this is what came out of the converstation:
Julie and Ashely are gonna move the ghetto in Chicago and open up a bakery. I will run a pimp shop (what are those called?) and an arms dealership out of the attic. I will protect them. For they are my bitches business associates. I give them guns and protection and they give me pie. Love me some pie.

We also do contracts out of our business. We've got guns hiding all over in weird places and 'speical' muffins with arcinic in them.
See, we don't condone drugs and I consider arcinic a weapon, not a drug. Y'know?

They will look like bakers! White aprons and flower on the cheeks. I will be in a black and white pinstrip suit with a black shirt and white tie. A little hat to top off my 30's ganster look. And when I feel like doin' my pimp part of the job, I stick a feather in my hat and call it macaroni.

And people woudln't mess with us coz we're from Donnellson! Booyaa!

Then we came back and watched some Soap. Which is actually very funny! It's got Billy Crystal in it! It's a 70's sitcom that is a spoof of soap operas! And today I asked my mom if she had ever seen it and she had and she liked it a lot. It's freakin' great!

*adopts newscaster voice* In the news today, it's freezing cold. Below normal temperatures and this makes my hands and feet freeze. In related news I will be working my first fivethirty in the morning shift at work by myself. Sources say that all the other six times I did that shift, I was being trained. So, this will be new.

Until Next Time

"When You Knocked, He Thought You Were The Candy Man."

Today, I made more Supernatural Dean Icons.
I'm sharing the love. Do enjoy.

What? I had to do it.

Until Next Time