Mary Had a Little Lamb, She Kept Him in a Heater

So, two things about Torchwood. Mainly Jack.

*possible spoiliers below*
Right. So, how the hell does Jack become a giant fuckoff head? Not only a head, but a head in a jar who is telepathic and all tentically hairlike? We've a few theories.

1) In the one episode with Martha and Doctor Who, when they went to New New York and they were in the motorway? And the one catman tells the Doctor he was crazy for standing out in the exhast because they've heard that one person standing out there, their head grew 50 times in size. Well, there ya go. Jack's head somehow stood out there for a bit and grew.
2) He was beheaded and being as he can't die... and they were separated (head and body) and then he had to carry around his head. And like any good person who lost part of his body, it got stuck in a jar (see Doctor's hand).
3) He met himself and they didn't explode (see later on in this post) but they two morphed together into one giant fuckoff head.

Now, something else.
Right. So, Do you remember the episdoe where Jack and Tosh go back to 1941 for about a day? Check out how many Jack's there were at that time in 1941.
1) Jack from present time and went back with Tosh. We call him "Flashback Jack".
2) Jack before he met the Doctor. He was busy trying to sell and a fake war ship. We call him "Time Agent Jack" even though at the time he wasn't with the Time Agency. Though being as he was a conman, he could call him "Conman Jack" but I like the ring of "Time Agent Jack" better.
3) Jack working with Torchwood and waiting for the Doctor to come. WE call him "Waiting for the Doctor to Come Jack".
4) Remember when his brother Gray burried him? And then he was frozen? Yep, there's that Jack too. We call him, "Buried/Frozen Jack".
5) Not sure if you want to count this. But the Real Captain Jack Harkness was there too. Jack (Flashback Jack) and Jack (Real one) did meet in the episode.
Right. Also, Time Agent Jack could be there more than once actually. After all, he is a Time Agent... Yeah?
So, first off. That is an ass amount of Jacks. Yes?
Second off. What would happen if they meet eachother? At first we thought he would explode. Or create a paradox. Then we came up with the "This is how he becomes a huge fuckoff head!" theory.

So, what all do you have to say about that?

Now, for something not about Jack. Or Torchwood for that matter.

The town I live in is split down the middle. Half of the town has a Donnellson Address (this would be me) and half has a West Point Address (not me). So, we've decided (oh, I bet you're wondering who 'we' are in this whole post yeah? Me, Julie and Ashely) that we need to start Franklin (the town I live in) in on a Civil War! And Donnellson will win and expand it's empire! First Franklin! Then West Point! Soon all of Lee County! And we will befriend the forest (Shemick Forest if you're interested in which one) to swallow our enimies! Then befriend the rivers so that we can easily take over Fort Maddison and Keokuk! And then our empire shall rule for many many years and then collapse like a flan in the cubbart.

Until Next Time