My Keep Pad Has A Moon On It

Oh dear. Turns out it is Lam and not Lamb.

My apologies, Lassie (who was never found and if he ever is we will not know about it as she no longer lives in the flat).

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Look'It I Found

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Sexi Pig

The Pig now says "<3 I love you all Sexually <3"

And here is a picture via my phone.



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So. Srsly. Lik Woah.

We've got like, one good restaurant near us (middle of no where, it is). Got many names, coz it's had many owners. Current name iswas, I believe, Prairie House. But my family called it The Tin Shed, yeah?

So. I live right by the intersection (notice the 'the' meaning one) of Donnellson, and we've been hearing sirens for 'bout an hour. Maybe more. And we (Julie, Ashely, I) been wondering what the shit is happening, yeah?

Well, I take a shower and get my jimjams on. But once I open the door Julie and Ashley are like, "We're gonna follow one of those sirens. They be firetrucks!" so we load up into Ashely's car.

I make mention that maybe it is a firework thingy.

It is not a firework thingy.

We follow the one firetruck to Charleston. Which is a teany place. A few houses and the Tin Shed. And I mean a few houses. Not even one hundred people live there.

The Tin Shed is gutted. Huge hole in the roof. The only thing that seems to be standing are the four tin walls. Still, firetrucks are getting water. It's started possibly around 9. It is now 10.34.

Seriously.

Turn out one of the firetrucks died and so they had to get out an old one. So many cops. Charleston is lit up with the fire, sirens and all of Charleston plus like, half of Donnellson and country folk between us.

Made mention that this is as sad as when Rosie's here in Donnellson burnt down a while back.

And that was sad.

Anyway, my forth was fine. Hung out with Morgan. And Recia and Chet. Justin stopped by for a bit.

Morgan and I planned out a few things which was fun.

Fireworks ensued.

I had taken a nap due to overdosing on allergy medicine. Okay, not really overdosing, I took the correct dose, which is more than I usually have to take and I had become drowsy. Therefore, nap.

But fun Shindig in Franklin. And it went over really well considering that it rained all morning.

Anyway. Tin Shed. Burnt. Saddens me.

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Did You Know Bees Come In A Multitude Of Colors Now? I'd Like A Teal One, Please And Thank You.

Oh, we've also decided that Morgan Freeman is the narrator. Because it has been pointed out that our movie was missing him, which is true.
Also, thinking it's a Tim Burton movie with Danny Elfman doing the score. Danny Elfman for sure, I'd just prefer Tim Burton. I'm sure Julie would agree.

Other news: Uh. I don't think there are other news. Well, it's father's day. And I think I'm going to see, probably Year One, in the movies with Morgan and Justo (that would be my cousin Justin).

And it's raining at the tick.

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My Pillow Has A Button!

"Knock, Knock."
"Who's There?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor Who?"
"No, It's just the Doctor."

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Two Seconds In And Your Head Explodes!

THE AWESOME MOVIE OF AWESOMENESS
By Sara and Julie

The movie starts out with Robert Downey Jr. dead! in a coma. Then we flash back to a normal Robert Downey Jr. and his two best friends: Johnny Depp and Jeff Goldblum. Johnny Depp's got a sister though, Helena Broham Carter. And Jeff Goldblum can speak five languages and half-way through the movie he inherits a bar.

Meanwhile, we see Edward Norton selling some drugs. For he is a new drug dealer in town. This two flunkies are Jensen Ackles (he can act the shit out of things) and Misha Collins (he doesn't blink!). Now what is interesting with the two is that when alone they have 'who can talk in a growlier voice' contests, but as soon as Edward Norton walks in the room, they both speak in their normal voices. They sell drugs to many people, but the one we're concerned with his Helena Broham Carter.

But while all that is going on, Christopher Walken is running the Mob (complete with Mob/Gangster suits). James Spader is Christopher Walken's right hand man and Eliza Dushku is the muscle. She had done a short stint in prison (or 'The Big House') for assault and when she got out she had to go to an anger management class which is in the same building as the AA Mettings that Helena Broham Carter goes two. The two met and are now best friends and do each other's nails (also, this lot are the main Villains and they do Villainous things).

Now, Edward Norton, Jensen Ackles, and Misha Collins are moving in on Christopher Walken, James Spader, and Eliza Dushku's turff. And that kinda ticks off Mobsters. So they try to get rid of the Drug Dealers.

Previously mentioned, Jeff Goldblum inherits a bar halfway through the film. The Mobsters are running a protection ring and demand money that the three don't have. Villainous things ensue.

There is also an intermission where Andy Wilson from the band Steppin' In It plays his harmonica (for he is made of awesome, as are all the actors).
And Eddie Izzard has a cameo, as does Jared Padalecki in that he sees Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins talking all growly and sees them throw trash on the ground, Jared Padalecki tells them to pick it up and Misha Collins doesn't blink at him while Jensen Ackles tells him to pick it up himself (which he does - and that is all of Jared Padalecki's scene).

The movie bounces around from one scene to another, jumping all over the place. At the end we find out that Robert Downey Jr. wasn't dead in the beginning like we thought, but in a coma. I also suspect that he gets out of the coma, and that he was put into the coma either by drugs from Edward Norton, Jensen Ackles, and Misha Collins or was beat up by Eliza Dushku.

Also the movie is eight hours long.

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