And Now My Leg Is Stiff And Won't Talk To Me, Giving Me The Cold Shoulder Which Is In The Sauna Trying To Get Rid Of It's Hypothermia.

This has inspired a few wallpapers. Here they are.











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We've Got The Funk.

Made a new wallpaper, me.



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Just Dance

So, it's Thanksgivin' and so everyone in my house (Julie, Ashley and I) got up early (me the latest coz it takes me five minutes to get ready) and headed out at 7.30 for ShopKo!

Boo-yah!

For ShopKo had AMAZING deals.

We got freakin' TOILET PAPER, PAPER TOWELS, FOUR SLICE TOASTER!, FABRIC SOFTER, LAUNDRY DETERGENT and for spending over 25$ we got FREE PIE!

HOMG. SO EXCITING.

GONNA KNOCK THOSE OLD LADIES DOWN FOR OUR TOASTER YOU BITCHES.

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Oh Fear The Rabid Cookie, It Could Kill You. You'd Never Expect It And Then Bam! Hit By A Bus Full Of Ovens

Right, so. Uh.

I've tried to get around it, but I'm afraid it doesn't work. Well, how'bout this then? Go here. Yes. Go Here Nao.

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Oh No! We Need A Name Here! How About 'Title Gnome'?

Here's the dilleo.

Say I am part of a band, well, what should my band name and single be called? And how about that image? Well, Morgan got this 'Indie Band's first album cover' meme from her friend Cora. I do not know Cora, but eh...

Here are the rules.

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit "random"
or click here
The first random Wikipedia article that comes up is the name of your band.
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2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations"
or click here
The last four or five words of the very LAST quote on the page is the title of your first album.
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3 - Go to Flickr and click on "explore the last seven days"
or click here
The third picture in the top row, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
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4 - Use PhotoShop or whatever to put it all together. (If you don’t have PhotoShop, I suggest using picnik.com)

And here is my first one:


And my second:


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'You're Like Mr. T, But White & Hairy'

So, we're gettin' a telly show. It's called Cooking with Verbal Abuse.
But we do more than cook, we do flowers as well. And puppets.

It stars Ashley is sorta the main person, as she is the one doing the Verbal Abuse. Julie is next and I'm the least important. Morgan (oh yes, we wrote you in) is our camera man.

It features us cooking and whenever someone says a 'bad word' we have a black bar over the mouth but the sound is still there. Though, we also have Julie and I shopping for the ingredients.

And flowers for when we don't feel like cooking.

And we have the fans write in questions and once a month or so we sit down with Morgan and Morgan asks us the questions the fans wanted to know the answer to and we answer them. It'll be great.

Our show has also has a 'Minute of Dancing' where we take a dance break and just randomly dance.

Though we thought that maybe it should be filmed like a music video with weird camera angles with the music and random dancing. Oh yeah.

It is shown on YouTube. As in YouTube: the Local Independent Channel.

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My Arm Hurts Like A Ninja After Tea Time

Today, Morgan (my Wisband) and I made a fort. It was Fort Clive. And it was epic. I haven't made a fort in ages. Ashely says that sometime when it's snowy we should make a fort and watch movies in it. I agree with that. It'd be amazing.

*newscaster voice* in other news, I had a dream last night with Bill Nye the Science Guy in it.

And uh, watched White Collar. I am in love with his clothes. I mean seriously (ah! we had seen the turtleneck, I think that was first episode where he met the wife) have you seen the epicness.

(Please tell you click on all those links, see the pretty, see it! And see my Wisband's blog!)

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The Squids Are Taking Over The Game Monopoly! Fear The Vector Analysis!

Weeeeeeeeellllllllll, I had some more fun today. More Izzard stuff! Yay-ness. I seem to be on a roll, eh? Oh, maybe not, if it's not good. In other news I got more written to my 'John Darkness' story today. Yay-ness.
Click on the picture to see it larger.









FLYIN' SHARKS!

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And Then Suddenly His Ear Fell Off! ...True Story.

I made some pretties today. I seem to be on a roll. Though these are comic type thingies.
Quotes are provided by Eddie Izzard and the images by Google. Percicly, some people in a meeting, Boondock Saints, guy in a gunshop, a cow, and a ballet dancer.
(go clicky clickly clickly on the images to be them bigger if ya wantz ta)



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My Arm Is Numb And The Fridge Is Fixed Without Me Punching Anyone

Hm. Well, last night I did this post and it's wallpapers with lyrics from the wonderful band Hurt. Well, I decided to post some other stuff with Hurt lyrics. They are banner/signature things and I made a while ago. You will notice some of the same lyrics and some of the same pictures. Do enjoy. And again, as always, want to see the picture bigger? just click on the image.























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Meanwhile, On The Stolen Pirate Boot, The Little Legos Where Storming The Castle With Their Pet Hedgehogs

Guess what? I went on a wallpaper binge tonight. I made a number of them using lyrics from the band Hurt. I hope you enjoy them. If you want them bigger, as always, click on the image.







































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